drarna:

REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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shesdonejim:

daydreambeliever123:

my parents met because they both cut school one day their senior year to go watch the new star trek movie.

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euclase2:

Charlie, drawn in PS

yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck


inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:

Hahahaha :)

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tennantbutt:

um clearly you guys got your facts wrong. the world doesnt end until the year 5,000,000,000. it was on the second episode of doctor who dont tell me you skipped nine.

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watchtheskytonight:

youlldreamofthatbox:

galadhfea:

#can we just take a moment to appreciate
#that Clint
#while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away
#managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on
#with the tesseract
#by using pure logic
#it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing
#that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time
#this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking
#who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller
#I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman
#because he’s deceptively smart
#and plays that close to his chest

Caw caw motherfucker

because he’s a squishy-human

I LOVE YOU TUMBLR

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jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

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bechloe-sendrick:

ibowtonoman:

robotindisguise:

Banana Dolphins

it’s that time of year

i don’t know why but i started feeling so uncomftarble cuz of this.